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Home, Sweet Home

After 26 flights, 42 boat trips, 13 train rides and countless travels in buses and other ground transport (e.g. bicycle, subway, hitch-hiking, rental car or taxi), and travelling almost 62000 km by air, about 1000 km by sea, and probably around 16000 km by land, I have finally returned to Austria. Now, it is time to look back at the high- and lowlights of my trip.

The Good, …

The most beautiful country …

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New Zealand

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'Atiu Coast

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View from atop Avalanche Peak


… was really hard to determine, but the award finally goes to New Zealand.
The most beautiful city …
… was not easy to find, either, but finally I came up with Wanaka, due to its nice location on the shores of Lake Wanaka, amidst the mountains.
The most beautiful beaches …
… were the ones on 'Atiu (Cook Islands).
The most beautiful corals …
… could be found off Wayalailai in Fiji.
The best hike …
… was a difficult decision again. So, I could only narrow it down to three hikes:

The best accommodation …
… was without doubt the Sequoia Lodge in Picton, New Zealand, thanks to the free breakfast, the delicious free daily chocolate cake, and the very nice atmosphere.
The best food …
… on my whole trip, if not of my whole life, were the "Lamb Shanks in Massuman Curry" at the Thai Saigon, a Thai restaurant in Invercargill – the mixture of spicy curry and sweet cocos sauce was simply perfect!

… the Bad, …

The worst accommodation …
… was without doubt the Kiwi House in Christchurch: tiny kitchens which smelled of the old cooking oil of the last few days (if not weeks), a tiny common area directly next to one of the kitchens (and smelling just like it), and bed bugs.
The most unnecessary experience …
… was losing my hiking boots in the shuttle van in Sydney.
The most annoying thing …
… was the fact that I was not able to hike the Banks Peninsula Track due to an illness.
The scariest experience …
… was meeting a shark while snorkling alone off the coast of Naviti Island in Fiji.
The most stressful experience …
… was booking my Nicaragua flight, which had to be done within twelve hours, as my original flight was incredibly delayed.
The worst illness …
… was the diarrhea in Taiwan, when I had the impression of almost dying of thirst.
The worst surprise …
… was the fact that I was actually able to compile the above "illness rating".

… and the Funny

The most creative way of writing my name …
… was "Burnheart" (seen on a receipt in Aitutaki, Cook Islands).
The most creative way of wearing a bike helmet …
… is on the ellbow (seen numerous times in Taiwan).
The most amusing flights …
… were the ones on the Cook Islands, especially to and from 'Atiu (with a sun screen across the cockpit window, or a plane full of passengers with numerous flower necklaces).
The most surreal experience …
… was the school eviction of another kind, when we had to vacate our Spanish school within just a few hours.
The weirdest wacko …
… was an American (name withheld), the (self-appointed?) new star among the screenplay writers, who told me about his two scripts for the "Hobbit" (and numerous others for upcoming films) that he has already written.
The craziest statement …
… was again made by two Americans who both are in favour of private gun possession – the reason being that "otherwise, the government takes over". One of them went even further: "Right, something like in Germany 60 years ago can happen everywhere!"
The most logical explanation …
… was finally provided by the Virgin Atlantic crew on my flight home: "If anytime during the flight, a flight attendant asks you to sit down, do so immediately, as there will be a genuine reason for this."

Finally, I would like to take this opportunity to thank everyone who has (virtually) followed me on my trip until the very end. Now, just one thing remains to be said: It's good to be home!

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